Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Baron S. Cameron, thy name is vanity [and unemployed]

Dear Friends,
It has come to my attention that having money and a legal source of income is somewhat of a necessity these days. To that end I have decided to promote and sell action figures. Please browse the catalogue below.

University Grad


BA Literature and History, UBC 2001 Model shown.
Advanced Professional Communications, Capilano University 2007 Model also available

Construction Worker


Rivendell Dreamworks, Courtenay, BC, Model
Wakefield Millworks, North Vancouver, BC, Model available

Gardener / Landscaper


Home Model shown.

Documentary Filmmaker 


The Poetic Voice (1999) Model shown here.
Video and Sound Editing Models not shown but also available.

Writer


Short Story Model shown.
Screenwriter, Research, and Editing Models also available.

Culture Warrior and Social Commentator


Radio BSC/BSCTV (Interviews) Model shown.
Hey, Dumbass! (Social Commentary) and The Aging Rockstar Reviews (Local Music) Models also available.

Photographer


Musician


Other models include:
Home Depot Hardware Dept.
Safeway Meat and Fish Depts.
Karaoke Host and DJ
and Just All Around Swell Guy.

So, if you or someone you know is interested in purchasing one of the above action figures (more of a rental actually, 9-5, Monday to Friday... that sort of thing) please feel free to contact me.
If you have a sense of humour and don't mind helping a guy out, please repost this blog.

Cheers,
BSC







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